Dramamine Queen

I only work with 4 other women. The women’s washroom only has 3 stalls. This means that if all the stalls are in use it is pretty easy to figure out who is in the washroom. I am one of those people who can poop in a public washroom that is full of strangers, but [...]

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I have worked for the same company for almost 5 years. It’s the longest I’ve ever worked anywhere. I started as a temp receptionist and now am work on a team of 4 people. When I started there were about 80 or so people. As of today there are about 17. See the company that [...]

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My boobs don’t lie. I got up at like 6:40am and peed on a stick. Counting for 5 seconds is a hard task that early. I was counting in my head and then thinking “Did I skip the number 4?”  I placed the test on the counter and kept peeing for like the next 2 [...]

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The cherries I bought today were Hannah Montana branded and grown on Disney farms. Scented razor handles. Uh thanks lame suit who thought smelly handles were whats missing from shaving. How about a razor that never cuts ankles? People not wearing deodorant in the summer time. My mother lying about silly stuff, like how she [...]

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A random list of things I am going to do this year.. Pick out the flooring I want and push for it. Hint: I want a light wood the fiance wants chocolate brown wood, I have one word about that “Dust.” Make more art. Water colours, acrylics, lino-block prints. I must still have some talent in [...]

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How do I get a job where I dig in dirt all day long? At one point yesterday I laid down on the lawn with my eyes closed, one hand clutching the grass and the other burrowed under the earth of my garden bed. I inhaled deeply and opened my eyes to a perfectly blue sky. [...]

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Walking to the subway after the gym last night I found 60 dollars on the ground. Well really there was 100 dollars but my friend I was walking with picked up 40 of it. Five twenty dollar bills just laying there on the sidewalk.  Weirdly enough the couple who was walking in front of us [...]

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So I went and got my results. Not MS. Maybe migraine auras without the migraine pain…maybe caused by a hole in my heart which is releasing blood clots. Now that I’ve read the wiki on migraines and auras I feel like that must be it. What I’ve read seems to equal what I have. Funnily [...]

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Last night I had a night terror. Something I haven’t had in a while, which means that I’ll probably have another bout of them for the next couple of weeks. I “woke up”  and thought there was a man standing at the end of the bed a large bald man. I couldn’t move, my heart [...]

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My parents came by this weekend. When they arrived my mother went to the side door and knocked loudly despite the sign on the door saying “Door broken. Please use front door” I yelled at her to go to the front of the house. That’s when I noticed my dad looking at the bumper of [...]

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