Dramamine Queen

I’m trying to type. I’m trying to write anything of any importance but I cannot. Instead I want to go in and yell at the fiance. I want to tell him to grow the fuck up and stop acting like a spoiled brat. Today he has been in a mood. Sometimes he does things and [...]

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Walking to the subway after the gym last night I found 60 dollars on the ground. Well really there was 100 dollars but my friend I was walking with picked up 40 of it. Five twenty dollar bills just laying there on the sidewalk.  Weirdly enough the couple who was walking in front of us [...]

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So I went and got my results. Not MS. Maybe migraine auras without the migraine pain…maybe caused by a hole in my heart which is releasing blood clots. Now that I’ve read the wiki on migraines and auras I feel like that must be it. What I’ve read seems to equal what I have. Funnily [...]

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Just like Garfield I hate Mondays. I also like lasagna. Today though is the day I get back the results from my last MRI. Making it not only a Monday but also a Monday that will seemingly be 100 hours long.  Will it tell me something new or will I just keep going for tests [...]

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Last night I had a night terror. Something I haven’t had in a while, which means that I’ll probably have another bout of them for the next couple of weeks. I “woke up”  and thought there was a man standing at the end of the bed a large bald man. I couldn’t move, my heart [...]

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I used to really love looking at wedding magazines and blogs. I would spend countless hours planning DIY projects to do and how all the guests would go away with their socks knocked off saying “That was the best wedding I have ever attended in my life!” I loved wedding planning. Then I got engaged. [...]

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My parents came by this weekend. When they arrived my mother went to the side door and knocked loudly despite the sign on the door saying “Door broken. Please use front door” I yelled at her to go to the front of the house. That’s when I noticed my dad looking at the bumper of [...]

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Since February I have been trying really hard to eat healthily and except for the occasional candy feasts for dinner I have been doing ok. Last month my friend got a job at a gym and gifted me with a 3 month free membership. So I’ve been attending the gym for the last month pretty [...]

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My mother used to always say that she had more important things to do in life than clean. In reality she was actually just too stoned and depressed to give a fuck. For a while when I was around 4 or 5 I LOVED doing the dishes. Mostly because it meant I got to wear [...]

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I start every day at the office pretty much the same way. Coffee. I started drinking coffee when I was young,  maybe 12 or 13. I remember my grandfather saying it would stunt my growth, which is probably why I started drinking it in the first place because I was already the tallest person in [...]

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