Dramamine Queen

So guess who might have had swine flu last week? ME!!! I definitely had the flu and a friend of mine who is a nurse told me that all cases of the flu this summer are most likely the H1N1 virus. Seeing as I had my flu shot this year it means that most likely [...]

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I don’t know the date of the worst day of my life. It was late June, that I know. I was returning from a week at art camp, where I had been sent for free by the school board because my parents couldn’t afford it. If the school board found out how much money they [...]

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In 31 days I’m eloping. Seriously. I’m excited but also because of my nature am riddled with worry. I have things to do. THINGS! All of which are whisked out of my mind when I try to think of them. We looked at rings and priced them out. Of  course because my engagement ring is [...]

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From the age of 5 until I was 7 I ate a peanut butter and jam sandwich almost every single day. They were all exactly the same. Two slices of brown bread, margarine, peanut butter and some sort of jam, cut in half on a diagonal wrapped in tinfoil. They never deviated. Never. Oh occasionally [...]

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The cherries I bought today were Hannah Montana branded and grown on Disney farms. Scented razor handles. Uh thanks lame suit who thought smelly handles were whats missing from shaving. How about a razor that never cuts ankles? People not wearing deodorant in the summer time. My mother lying about silly stuff, like how she [...]

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