Dramamine Queen

 *Edited: I removed the photo..and the blurb about the photo…   Now for a moment of TMI…. From the Thursday until the Sunday on the weekend we eloped I was constipated. Something I rarely ever get. I didn’t even realise I was until the morning of when I thought about it. I should have taken [...]

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 *Edited to remove photo. I went and got myself hitched. Without one! The day was great. I wish I could do it every Saturday! Our witnesses got some really great photos and at the end of the day I was married and happy. I’m not even sure what this GIANT door was for we happened [...]

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I’m clock watching. I’m done all my work and I could go home right now. BUT I have to find shoes. I have some in the running all from 9 west but I haven’t actually bought them or uh…tried them on. I did however buy a pair of Spanx that seem to be made out [...]

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There were kids in my class who got to miss school to get allergy shots weekly. How I envied them, missing school and getting to go to the doctors to get a needle. Unlike the majority of people in the world I liked getting needles. I’m sometimes surprised I didn’t end up being a junkie. [...]

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One of my big projects after I get married is to rid myself of all of my own debt. If I could travel back in time and only do one thing (not including giving myself the winning lotto numbers or anything of that ilk) I would tell myself not to get a single credit card. [...]

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9 days. I made a veil. It was easy. Not so easy on my eyes, it was like sewing cloud with invisible string! But it’s cute and I love it. I don’t have shoes or a dress but damn it I hav a veil and that makes me a bride!

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When I was 18 the singer of my favorite band picked me up. A singer who I and every other britpop loving girl was in love with. He was tall, lanky, nerdy and naughty and it was a hot, hot combo.  He hit on me and then we went walking around the city and then [...]

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It’s so weird being an adult. I don’t feel any different than when I was 19, sure I’m about 35lbs heavier, could never stay up all night drinking and go into work with two hours sleep(or could I? I actually haven’t tried.)  and I’ve more grey hair(including down therewhich totally answers that question.) but in [...]

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