Dramamine Queen

I spent the weekend in my home town visiting my best friend. Her son has sideburns now which made me giggle. I had these grand plans to tell her all about my new baby friend which involved finding a photo booth and telling her between photos. Except the mall we were at only had those [...]

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My boobs don’t lie. I got up at like 6:40am and peed on a stick. Counting for 5 seconds is a hard task that early. I was counting in my head and then thinking “Did I skip the number 4?”  I placed the test on the counter and kept peeing for like the next 2 [...]

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Tomorrow I will get up bright and early and pee on a stick to see if the first month of baby making fun has been fruitful. We had sex a lot this last month. My sister has predicted that it will take us at 5-6 months. I am not sure why she thinks this. She [...]

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There are things I know about my mother that explain her. Explain my upbringing. Things that make it easier for me to understand why she might be the way she is. Things she should have gotten help with things she should have been medicated for. The details of her own upbringing are at best hazy. [...]

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One of the things Ive been trying to process over the last year is the fact that my mother wanted to adopt my best friends baby when we were 17. My mother had been babysitting him while we went to school.  It was a great set up. My mom the hero babysitting her teenage daughters [...]

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Jonathan thinks that art work should match the decor.  Every time I think about that I cringe. What can I say he knows more about music, I know more about art.

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I have suffered from chronic pain of some sort for most of my life. I have managed it with various methods, chiropractors, rmt, acupuncture, physio, reiki. But for the past year or so I haven’t gone to anything…actually it’s probably been longer than that.  It’s something I just deal with because something hurts almost all [...]

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Last night Jonathan and I were watching some stand up comedy and the comedian was talking about most embarrassing moments. So I asked him what his was. He told me and I couldn’t help but think that if the same thing had happened to me it wouldn’t have even made my top ten most embarrassing [...]

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I am about to go shovel the walk. It is about minus 2000 outside and right now inside my house wearing two pairs of socks(one of them wool.) my feet are numb with cold. I was looking at a pair of boots that were good to -32C and Jonathan said something about how we dont [...]

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