Dramamine Queen

My girlfriends took me out last weekend to celebrate our marriage.  They got me a funny gag gift of a crotchless fishnet body suit. We marvelled about how the model on the packaging had no nipples or genitals, if your buying a crotchless fishnet bodysuit chances are you’ve seen nipples and pubic hair before.  They also gave me a gift certificate for a fancy store! I can’t wait to go shopping!

I drank a lot. First cava at my friends house, where my friend kept topping up my glass after every two sips. Followed by a lot of wine at the restaurant. I was literally cross eyed while I was eating. Not good. I cannot remember half the things I said after a certain point. I know I made a toast to my lady friends and about how lucky I am.  After that it’s all a warm hazy blur up until the point I threw up. I remember thinking “well this tastes like creme brulee.”

Did I mention that I was home and in bed by 10:30? I had been out since 4pm so it was a full evening of fun but really 10:30? So sad.