Dramamine Queen

I am about to go shovel the walk. It is about minus 2000 outside and right now inside my house wearing two pairs of socks(one of them wool.) my feet are numb with cold. I was looking at a pair of boots that were good to -32C and Jonathan said something about how we dont live up in the Artic and I was like DUDE I WANT TO WEAR THESE IN THE HOUSE!

If I was dressed head to toe in several layers of fleece and wool and wrapped in an electric blanket lying in front of some sort of fire or heat sorce I might be able to deal with the cold. MIGHT. I probably still wouldnt be warm enough. In fact when I was little (ie: before 20.) I would often lay out my moms wool blanket on the lawn, lay down on the edge of it and roll myself into a little blanket burrito, in July.

Ok going out to shovel.